What I'm Seeing Now

What's Wrong With This Picture... I Mean Panel Box?

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:18:44 -0600

"Must See the Newly Renovated Basement!"

Dèjà veux!

This might seem similar to my previous post. And it is.

When the heat pump in that previous post did not come on, the first thing I checked was the panel box to see if the breaker for the heat pump was turned off.

I was able to peek into the box, literally, and see that it was on. So I knew the heat pump had electrical power.

Entering the basement I was able to see a fine new paint job.

And this clever, nearly square, nearly level, neatly-cut hole around the panel box.

Can you see what is wrong with this hole?

No, it is not that wire. That is the cable for the security system which is connected to the window just to the right of this photo. It goes from the window, into that hole and then somewhere else.

You can hardly see it.

But that isn't what I meant about what is wrong with the panel box. Can you see it now?

It's OK, I'll wait.

Hint: That's the original panel box, with the original stickers placed there in 1977. So that isn't it.

I'm still waiting...

THAT'S RIGHT! Ding, ding, ding! The clever, nearly square, nearly level, neatly-cut hole around the panel box is a bit small. No can openo the dooro. (Para tradujir eso - no se puede abrir la puertita, lo más sea...) The security cable is just an extra decorator's touch.

My recommendation: If you see or hear that a house you will be showing your clients is newly remodeled, ask a couple of questions. A good question to start would be: "Gee, was it done professionally?" and/or "Was there a permit pulled to do the work?" If not, caveat emptor!

What's Wrong With This Picture... I Mean Heat Pump?

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:27:20 -0600

"Must See the Newly Renovated Basement!"

So said the marketing info on the kitchen counter in the house I arrived to inspect.

I could hardly wait! OK, when I see things like that, lately anyway, I kind of cringe.

When I enter houses for inspections, I begin by turning things on. The dishwasher, washer, dryer, AC or furnace, and so forth. Obviously I test 'em!

The house was kind of cold. Not unusual, sometimes the listing agents leave the heat low, especially after the house has a contract on it. So I found the thermostat and turned on the heat.

No reaction.

No sound.

No click, grind, buzz. Or heat.

No nothing.

Maybe it's turned off at the panel box? I checked. Nope, the breaker was on. So what could it be?

I found the heat pump.

And this is what I saw.

The label states that this heat pump was manufactured a mere three years ago. Already it doesn't work.

Can you tell me why? It's OK, I'll wait.

Hint: the old heat pump was of a different era and configuration. They took the white AC condensate line off that old one and used it on this one. I guess to save time and money.

I'm still waiting...

THAT'S RIGHT! Ding, ding, ding!! The condensate line blocks the filter's ability to come out for washing or replacement. This filter is a washable, high efficiency filter. It captures everything. And it really should be washed every month! If not, it will clog quickly.

This one was so clogged it had the density of a brick. I think that broke the unit. So much for saving time and money...

Water, Yes, But From Where?

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:16:06 -0600

I was called to do a One Year Inspection prior to the expiration of the builder's warranty. I do a lot of them.

Looking at this deck and door from the rear yard everything seemed normal enough.

Until I got closer.

You might not notice it from this photo.

I'm talking about what you see in the photo below.

That's it, right there. Water.

Now, it had not rained in the past month. There is a bedroom window above this door, but it could not have been opened during a recent rain storm. There is no plumbing in the wall, service or drain. There is a typical soffit overhang with a gutter, but all that was dry.

Coming inside, the floor around the door was dry according to my moisture meter. I had my IR camera with me and looked at the wall above and around the door inside and out. Nothing visible. Similarly, inside, nothing thermal was visible in the floor or ceiling above.

Neither upstairs bathroom is anywhere nearby. The closest, the Jack and Jill bath, is 20 feet above and to the left of this photo. I had not tested the bathroom yet, it was dry, and this water is fresh, the puddle even growing slightly during the inspection. The plumbing penetration to vent the kitchen and that bathroom is 30 feet or so to the left of this photo. He had not used the hose or watered the lawn that day.

I have to admit, I was stumped.

I NEVER DID FIGURE IT OUT!

My client had never noticed this puddle before. I advised him to call me if it continued or grew. He never did.

Sometimes things remain a mystery. Any ideas as to this water's source?

My recommendation: when you notice something out of the ordinary, and you cannot figure out a reason, watch it to see if it changes. Maybe then you will find a change that leads you to the cause. And then maybe you won't...

Washington Post Article

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:42:49 -0500

About a month ago, while in the hospital with my wife, someone from the Washington Post called and interviewed me about a problem she was researching. She said my remarks would appear in a Washington Post article in the next few weeks.

She found my website and blog posts by putting key words into her search engine. I popped up many times, and she reviewed me website. She was impressed, which prompted her to call me.

I got a Google alert this morning - apparently the article appeared!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/27/AR2009102703475.html

That isn't the only thing I said. I actually offered four reasons for the problem, off the top of my head. But this is the one that impressed her the most.

Interestingly, scroll down and see my name at the bottom and click on it. Some of my blogs appear, INCLUDING other people on Active Rain. Very cool. We are all interconnected.

I might add: dehumidification does not solve the problem, just soaks it up, but who am I? You have to discover and eliminate the source of the moisture.

That's where I come in... If the person with the problem calls me, I will let you know. That would be a cool post too.

One Thing Leads To Another

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:55:47 -0500

I have the tendency to notice things about a house I am to inspect when I am driving up to it. When pulling up to this seven year old house I noticed even before I got into the driveway that the front porch roof seems to incline toward the house. Looking closer I determined that it did!

That isn't good. One thing leads to another.

Then I noticed the staining on the brick. You can see it running from the inside corner of the porch roof all the way to ground beside the garage door.

Beside the front door there was staining and rot in the molding.

Inside the house there was staining on the drywall over the transom window.

In the living room there was staining on the floor molding and some damage to the hardwood flooring under and to the left of the window nearest the front door. And staining and cracking in the drywall.

In the garage, there was staining on the ceiling under that window and in the drywall on the upper left corner of the garage door. And more cracking in the drywall there.

That isn't good. One thing leads to another.

It had not rained in some time. There was little moisture to detect, either with an IR camera or a moisture meter. But there looked like there was stress over the garage door. Was the front of the house resting on a steel beam for support or a built-up micro-laminate (wood) beam? The brick would have its own angle-iron or steel beam support. But sometimes the house itself is supported another way.

The cracks in the drywall, in the living room above and in the garage below, indicated movement. And that movement was right where moisture had been getting in from that front porch roof. Not being invasive during a home inspection, I had little choice but to suggest that it be evaluated by a structural engineer. My clients took my advice.

After all, by then I had convinced them that one thing leads to another.

An engineer came to the house. They opened up the wood trim covering the support behind the brick work.

This is what that revealed. The entire front of the house was resting on a triple micro-laminate beam. While very strong when dry, this beam system had gotten so wet it had begun not only to rot but attract termites!

The engineer said that the house was essentially resting on the one remaining interior beam. That is testimony in itself as to how strong those things are! A later termite inspection revealed that the vertical support under those beams was similarly infested with termites! Yikes!!

The engineer said it was only a short period of time before the house may have collapsed! Maybe even before settlement. What a DISASTER that would have been...

And why? Because one thing leads to another!

Even the sellers were grateful for the home inspection.

Wouldn't you be?

My recommendation: recognize that houses are intricate systems. Things are interconnected. One thing does lead to another. If you pay attention to the little things, the big things will often take care of themselves.

And get a home inspection!

A Golden Rule Business

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:13:50 -0600

What’s that? It is one to which the old catch phrase applies – “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” Or is your business the cynical opposite? “Do unto others before they do unto you.”

I prefer the former. I meet both kinds of businesses and people. And worse.

A careful consideration of the chapter from which the catch phrase comes (the Biblical Luke 6) reveals much more. This is teaching is NOT only meant for those who accept or follow the Bible. It really is meant for everyone. It holds society to a higher standard. It holds us to a higher standard. WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. The phrase, “And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise,” is in the middle* and is not the focus of the instruction.

What is the focus? Our enemies! In fact, especially our enemies. We are to be kind, we are to return good, we are to be gentle, and extend mercy, and not condemn, and … it goes on. Don’t think it means for us to take it and take it no matter what. There is a lot of wariness suggested too. We shouldn’t be dope punching bags. But we are to extend ourselves as examples of a higher standard and therefore not as blind guides. This is a very tough standard.

BUT …

Imagine a world in which that standard was the standard!!

• I would see insulation that is carefully installed, to last.

• I would see nails properly applied for that which they are intended.

• I would see doors and windows flashed so they would never leak.

• I would see shingles and flashing and gutters and downspouts installed so a house will be consistently dry.

• I would see careful carpentry, proper plumbing, smooth sheetrock, pretty paint, lovely lacquer, hearty hardware, flowing floors, exceptional electrical, healthful HVAC and sturdy stuff.

• I would see little things that are carefully-done things.

• I would see houses made for the long run.

• I would see…

And I would be proud. I would be proud to be able to say (finally), “You have an exceptional house here! I am so happy for you! It is safe, and dry, and beautiful to look at. Everyone has done their best!”

We can do our best and still screw up. Everyone needs room to grow. We are imperfect people. But an unintentional error is a million miles from schmuck work. A million miles from I-don’t-care work. Or it’s-not-my-job work. And I-sure-am-glad-this-isn’t-my-house work.

How should we do it? “Good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over... for every tree is known by his own fruit.”

My recommendation: That we make a New Year Resolution to conduct business unto others as we would have them conduct business unto us… The Rule is Golden for a reason. Imagine …

* The teaching begins with verse 27 and ends with 46, which really is the beginning of the next teaching. I had GREAT trepidation publishing this.

Being preachy is not my intention – if anything, I am venting. Hopefully you read it in that context.

I Have A Leak Nobody Can Find - Can You Help?

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:43:56 -0500

That's what the voice in the phone call said. It was an elderly lady who has puddles show up on the floor in her breakfast room after rains.

Four years ago she had a bay window put in. Beautiful job. It overlooks the golf course and was a very nice addition. But it began leaking recently. She knew she had a problem, but didn't know what it was.

She called many contractors. She paid them to come out. Nobody could find the problem, or the source of the leak. The leaking is too new to manifest staining, surprisingly. There is no damage anywhere. They told her that it must be coming from when she waters the plants, or from an open window, or leaving the door open, etc. They were not too helpful!

She knew she had not done those things - after all, we all open windows and doors during rain storms, right? What to do?

A friend suggested that she Google thermal imaging inspectors in the area. She found me. She called me. Good for her! I asked her if the other contractors had used thermal cameras. "No, they never mentioned one."

I asked, "If they are roof, siding and leak contractors, why wouldn't they have one?" "That's why I called you!"

I was her lucky day.

It took me about 1 minute to discover where the water was getting in. Literally.

Thermal imaging cameras measure temperature differences. They do not see "inside" walls. They do not "see" leaks. They do not "see" anything. Well, except hot flashes.

But with one you can "see" a lot! It is a bit of an art, and a bit of a science. But I could "see" right where water was getting in. I bet you can too.

The purple indicates cooler spots. The darker the spot, the cooler the area. You might be able to see the darker spots. Moisture!

From there it was easy to see how the gutter and flashing installation outside created these problems.

I also could tell that there was very poor insulation around the two sky lights and in the ceiling generally. "So, that's why this room is cold?!"

Yepper!

I charged her one half my normal fee, emailed her the report and referred her to a good roofing guy I know.

And I rode off into the sunset...

My recommendation: When you call contractors to determine where a leak might be occurring, get ahold of your favorite, certified (NOT certifried) thermal image inspector. That will save you time and money. And that would be a big help. It might be your lucky day too!

Do You Have A Mattress In Your Living Room?

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:51:56 -0500

I am not a termite inspector. There may be some, but personally I don't know any home inspectors in Virginia who are. The home inspection and termite inspections are usually done at different times in Virginia, by two different companies.

If I see evidence of termites I mention it in the report. But if I was to see a 300 pound termite, and said so, it would be poo-pooed as "well, he is just the home inspector."

Outside a house recently I noticed this on the front porch, directly under a window. It is rotting wood siding and sawdust coming from under and through that siding. This can be a termite indicator.

We had not been indoors yet. I said we would check the floor of the room just inside this photo.

There were other things outdoors that would encourage termites to this house - gutters that didn't discharge properly, improper flashing admitting water down walls, rotting this and that.

This house was a termite invitation card.

When we got inside we were surprised to see this in the living room:

That is the window under which we saw the above sawdust.

That is too cute for words.

You should know, when home inspectors see furniture in spots it is not typically found, they wonder.

I wondered about this one.

I said, "Uh, oh, are we trying to hide something?"

The Realtor giggled.

I asked, "What's so funny?"

"Well, the seller has put into the contract that they will only be responsible for $200 of any termite damage found."

Well, that's interesting...

So I moved the mattress. And heah 'tis:

This was hidden under the mattress.

And it's not money.

In front of the client and Realtor, I very gingerly stepped on the flooring. I could have gone through to the cellar! All along that wall!

You can even see a previous repair to the left. This is both a previous and ongoing problem!

And it was "hidden" under a mattress.

Going into the cellar we saw the what was below, with substantial damage to floor joists, the sill plate over the foundation wall, and the underside of the flooring in general.

This is quite a problem!

Looking further, into the dining room to the right of these photos, there were extensive repairs to the flooring, under pinning, support joists and sill plate, and extra columns. Extensive repairs! And years ago.

THAT is why they would only take responsibility for $200 of any termite issue found. That would not even pay for an engineer to come by and smell the house from the outside!

My recommendation: when you see furniture out of place, or things where they usually are not, send your antenna up and question it! And don't think people won't try to hide things! I see that all the time...

Be Very, Very Careful Where You Step!

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:32:58 -0500

If you ever go into the attic space of an old farm house,

get to the top of the creaky stair case,

and look around to decide where to go,

but see a spot in front of you,

between the floor joists,

that appears to have been stepped into before,

and you feel glad that it wasn't you,

but wonder what that dimple,

with the light coming through,

might look like from the other side,

well,

this is what it might look like!

My recommendation: when you go into the attic space and need to walk around, walk only on the rafter joists!

Magically Invisible Duct Work

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:08:33 -0500

There are ways to do things that are less noticeable.

For example, Monticello has air conditioning. It was not put in by Mr. Jefferson, obviously, but some time later. It is composed of very small duct work, and small holes, about 3" in diameter, in the corners of ceilings which are hardly there. It is a very good job!

Then, there are the other kinds of installations which leave much to be desired.

The other day I did an inspection on a 100 year old farmhouse. In its day, it was a lovely place. Years of deferred maintenance have created many problems.

Over the years they have made improvements.

One such improvement was air conditioning. A good idea and a necessary one. With a metal roof, and poor attic insulation, it gets real hot in there!

To the right is the corner of the master bedroom.

A new AC unit was put in the attic and duct work run throughout the house.

It is not exactly invisible.

Nor is this one. This is in the corner of the closet in that same bedroom. Not the prettiest installation. The other problem is that it takes up about 1/3 of the closet.

Closets in 100 year old houses are not that large to begin with!

Taking up a third of it with invisible duct work might not be the best way to handle the improvement.

The second bedroom has just as fun, and aesthetically pleasing, an installation. Hidden unobtrusively, you can hardly tell it is there!

The floor was attractively cut out, as well as the ceiling, and it is deftly held in place by well-placed braces.

OK, this has all been tongue in cheek, but it might be part of the reason that this house has been on the market for over a year.

When improvements are made, they really should not be slip shod, spur of the moment or done unprofessionally. Everything that goes into a house makes up its appeal when it goes on the market one day.

My recommendation: think things through before improvements are made to your house. And be sure your improvement is done in such a way that another would want to buy it!

Update: Chinese Drywall - The Plot Thickens!

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:27:20 -0500

There are two interesting developments in the ongoing Chinese Drywall problem, and make no mistake, this is a BIG and growing problem.

The first is a new complaint center that has been started. The Chinese Drywall Complaint Center wants to hear from homeowners who have had multiple air conditioning coil failures in homes in Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama, in homes with confirmed toxic Chinese drywall. At the same time, the group is saying," we want to talk with ethical, and honest air conditioning industry insiders, or repair technicians, so we can prove the air conditioning industry, and home builders knew about the affects of toxic Chinese drywall as far back as 2005, or even 2004. For these homeowners this is critical information related to their health and the health of their families." Homeowners, or air conditioning industry insiders/AC repair technicians should call the Chinese Drywall Complaint Center anytime at 866-714-6466, or contact the group via its web site at

Http://ChineseDrywallComplaintCenter.Com

This news item has been coming across one of the news links on my website for a couple of weeks now.

The second development regards the insurance companies. They are taking it on the chin, of course. But, are they responsible? They think not. Homeowners disagree!

From the news article: "Thousands of homeowners nationwide who bought new houses constructed from the defective building materials are finding their hopes dashed, their lives in limbo. And experts warn that cases like the Ivorys', in which insurers drop policies or send notices of non-renewal based on the presence of Chinese drywall, will become rampant as insurance companies process the hundreds of claims currently in the pipeline. At least three insurers have already canceled or refused to renew policies after homeowners sought their help replacing the bad wallboard. Because mortgage companies require homeowners to insure their properties, they are then at risk of foreclosure, yet no law prevents the cancellations."

One insurance executive said, "If someone were to have bought a new car and there was a defective part, would that person go to their auto insurance to get that fixed or would they go back to the manufacturer? We provide insurance, not warranty service."

There is a certain logic to that.

You can read the entire article here, via USA Today:

http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/housing/2009-10-15-chinese-drywall-insurers_N.htm?csp=usat.me

I know there are labs who are offering testing services, but I don't know about their proficiency yet. And I know there are cases of Chinese Drywall in Virginia. I know what to look for - manufacturer stamps on the back side, for instance - but since I am not "certified" and cannot guarantee anything, Chinese Drywall is already a disclaimer on my signed agreement.

Until there is more definitive information, to my mind, it is best to warn people but not get involved.

My recommendation: This is a growing problem, reaching more and more states. If you are selling a home built in 2004 or later, it is best to warn your clients about this problem. It could be they are savvy enough to already be informed!

Peek A Boo Wiring

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:00:14 -0500

Anytime you have to find a hiding water heater, there are going to be other hidden surprises.

Here is one.

When I can’t see wiring, and other things I have seen around a house that give me pause, if not fright, I wonder about them, and want to know. I’m like that. So when I saw this cable duck under things stored in a kitchen cabinet, I wanted to see what I could. So I moved stuff out.

And, after I moved out a bunch of stuff, this is what I found!

Look carefully. Tucked away in that little cavity in the back of the cabinet is the top of a wire nut. It is one of two. They make up this disposal’s connection.

It might be surprising that this has not shorted out by now from water or stored-product spills, but looking carefully you might see the electric tape on the wire nut. I think that effectively sealed it off to no moisture would get inside.

It’s still incorrect!

But tape is obviously better than no tape…

A better installation would have utilized a visible and accessible junction box. I like to see such boxes secured properly to the cabinet, with connector clamps holding the cables to the box. Sometimes I see them fixed to the floor of the cabinet, which is alright but not preferred.

As you already know, there should also have been a connector clamp holding that cable into the bottom of the disposal.

My recommendation: If the connection won’t come to you, sometimes you have to go to the connection. You might be surprised what you find out!

Hide and Seek Water Heater

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:07:57 -0500

The water heater was no where to be found.

There was this fine laundry room, beside the fine "bathroom" (door to the right). That bath could be a story in itself, but I digress.

The laundry room was special in its own right. You can see the water connection on the wall. And there was no drain, so I assumed that the washer drained into that special floor drain in the foreground. That is packaging tape over it now - keeps the snakes out.

I don't know where that floor drain goes. Perhaps to the creek behind the house.

The dryer receptacle is on the wall, just hanging around waiting for a dryer. It really was hanging - it should have been attached to a stud, assuming there is actually a stud back there.

That receptacle strip on the floor probably serviced the washing machine, or so I assumed. It comes from somewhere - I never did find out where it was plugged in. Perhaps to a receptacle behind the drywall, but I did NOT want to assume that.

The dryer vent is on the wall just to the left of that dryer receptacle. I know you don't see it, but it is there. At least it's outdoors, and from it you can see the back side of what I assumed to be the drywall.

Where does that plug in the receptacle strip come from? Ah, the mystery! I had to bet it was from something in the water heater closet. That is, IF, the biggest word in the English language, IF the water heater is where we assumed it to be.

As you know, I cannot be invasive on a home inspection, and wasn't.

But what about the Realtor?! I think we found ourselves a LOOP HOLE!!

And there it was! With just a gentle invasion of the wall we found the water heater! The Hardy Boys could not have done better! The shut-off valve for the rear hose bib was there too!

This is very comical! You need to know all that is going on here.

To the left is the fabulous "kitchen" "sink" "installed" in the "counter." I use those terms loosely, hence the ""s. There was a lot of leaking, creating what I assumed to be mold. I cannot say it was mold, for legal reasons. We would have to do a mold test. But, it was mold...

The "sink" drains into an ejector pump in the floor in front of the water heater. The "bathroom" drains there too. I did not have to assume that because the cover was not sealed and when we ran the "bathroom" water you could tell that it must have been draining there for some time. A long time. You catch my drift?

Good thing you aren't catching the drift I did when we gently opened that space up...

Do you see the cable coming out of the wall? That is connected to the ejector pump, and that's what is plugged into the receptacle strip in the upper photo. The vertical drain line for the ejector pump is visible just to the left of the gentle wall opening.

When we ran the ejector pump it seemed to drain into the house DWV line. I assumed that anyway because I could hear it. It might go into that creek behind too, for all I know...

I get to have fun like this nearly every day!

Laughing is good medicine. I am very healthy, and now you know why! I LAUGH A LOT...!!

You can assume that I love my job. Fortunately I live in an area where the local, shall we say, population provides me lots of opportunity to laugh and very good health. Don't assume otherwise!

My recommendation: If you can't find a water heater, you should assume you need to get a Realtor involved. A strong one...

And, unlike a mortgage, that would be a great assumption!

I Am Not Your General Contractor!

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:19:26 -0500

Well, at least not for free.

I get interesting phone calls. This one was from a seller. “Your home inspection cost me a lot of money. I cannot sell my house until I fix the problems you said on your report. I have a contractor here now. You need to stop by immediately and tell him what to do. I am the house on Virginia Avenue.”

“Ma’am, I remember the house well, and all the problems. But, I am not nearby, have an appointment now and another after that. I can’t drop all that simply to stop by your house. But, please understand, what repairs you do or don’t do on your house are not my purview. My clients were the buyers. I don’t return to the houses I inspect to make sure any repairs are done correctly, unless you want to pay me.”

“Well, they aren’t buying the house, because of you! So I am your client now. And you have cost me so much money already I certainly will not pay you! My Realtor tells me she cannot sell the house until I have done everything on your list. You need to at least be available by phone when my contractor has questions. There is a lot to do!” (Wow…)

“If he is a professional contractor and knows what he is doing, he should not need to call me. I am not your general contractor.”

The problems, in part, were: bathroom remodel which leaked from the toilet and sink drain into the furnace room below; severe mold issues in the furnace room beneath that bathroom (which the seller tried to “hide” with storage); new carpeting and newly painted basement walls, but painted only in certain spots; not well-concealed stains under that new paint; serious moisture issues – 80+% - in those basement walls (which could mean many things, all behind drywall); a remodeled basement bathroom with mold in the walls behind the shower (which the seller ALSO tried to “hide” with storage). There were other things, but this is what the contractor was working to correct for now.

My recommendation: When storage is artfully placed in areas where it typically would not be, there might be intention to hide something. When parts, but not all, of basement walls are freshly painted, there might be intention to hide something. When sellers are upset when things are moved and problems found, they know they are caught, and they are INTENDING to hide something. Head’s up!

And don’t try to sell undisclosed problems to someone else… but you already knew that!

Move In Condition

Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:15:31 -0500

This is what greeted me in the front window of my inspection yesterday. I knew I was in for a treat!

The inspection was indeed a treat, but writing the report was not! I knew from this particular Realtor's name that there was fun to be had in this inspection. Reputation you know. But an inspector has to be careful - there are lots of things that are hidden and not easily detectable.

The report had 165 items in the summary of concerns. That might not be the record, but it is up there.

Here is a tour of things the Realtor saw and yet proclaimed this house to be in "Move In Condition!"

Enjoy...

This is one of the two rear downspouts.

The other was missing and it was draining right onto the AC unit below.

The new retaining wall, just outside the basement door, should be a lot of fun for the kids! It's only 18" off the ground and should make a great climb!

Here's the new master bedroom suite! It is located in the converted garage. These are two walls. Notice anything missing?

Right! No where to plug in the alarm clock! Anywhere.

Oh, and that double switch on the wall? I could not figure out what either controlled.

Right in the middle of the master bedroom ceiling is the attic access ladder. It comes down slightly to the right of the middle of the room. In order to install the array of new lights and fans in the "remodeled" house one needed lights in the attic.

Here is one of three, all connected. Never did find the switch.

Moving to the kitchen, there was a dishwasher (not attached to the counter or cabinet and one hinge was loose) but no other appliance present.

The house had been converted from gas to all electric. This is the "new" receptacle for the range. It was not labeled in the panel box.

The black cable is attached inside and seems to service something else, undetermined during the inspection!

And, yes, that is one interesting ground line and connection.

All that new electrical required new wiring. Much of it was in the furnace room. This is an example of the many junction boxes in that room.

Cables hung all over the house. They came from somewhere, as you can see, and went somewhere and were not attached to the wall.

The many switches in that room controlled nothing we could see.

That same furnace room had lots of the new plumbing.

It was supported very well ... with duct tape.

Right under this photo is the new heat pump. Eight inches in front of it is the new washer/dryer set. It's going to be a bit difficult for the buyer (a single lady) to get that filter out!

This is the fine new breaker for the fine new heat pump.

I'm not sure the heat pump needs a breaker with quite that much amperage.

Okay, I am sure. It doesn't...

A new HVAC system needs new ducts and registers.

This is the upstairs hall bath register.

What, you don't see it?

That's it right there, in the floor, between the end of the door and the tub.

Well, yes, it's covered with tile, but it is there!

Oh, yeah, the register in the living room, did not blow any air.

This is hard to see. It is one of two negatively-inclined drain lines. This is connected to the ejector pump beside the new basement bathroom. The basement bathroom was created from the old laundry room, I think. Below the gravity drain from the house, the effluent from the bathroom needs to be pumped upward and then into a current drain line so it can leave the house.

The problem is that this negative incline must go on for a while, because when the ejector pump is engaged and the effluent pumped out, a WHOLE LOT comes back into the pit!

It is negatively inclined because that pesky toilet drain above is in the way.

And finally, the chimney outside and the fireplace inside seem to have moved a bit. A lot of bit.

In the family room both sides and the center have cracked and moved noticeably.

Good thing they fixed that with some Great Foam and caulking!

Woohoo! That ought to handle it.

The exterior cracking was hidden behind some garden timbers.

I had 165 such items. These are only a few photographs. If these are the kinds of things we can see, what is happening where we cannot see??!!

Oh, there were no permits for any of the work. Obviously.

My recommendation: If you are going to put a "Move In Condition" sign on a house, be really, really sure!