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Spray Yer Spot!

Hi folks!  Your buddy Billy Jays  here!

It's fall and time to get that roof ready for winter!

Yes, it's time for some real roof repair!

Have you gone into the attic to pick up those skis for this winter's trip to Snow Powder Land and look up only to see that white tube thing, what's it called again?

Yeah, that white tube thing has water dripping around it?

You don't want to think about rain when you really want to be thinking about snow!

Am I right!  Of course I'm right!  I'm Billy Jays!

I am so proud to bring this market to product!

Um, well, like, you know, this product to market!

It's my own special Spray Yer Spot!

This stuff is good!

You just shimmy up there to where that white tube thing goes through the roof and spray an artistic circle of Spray Yer Spot!

Make it thick!

Make it seal!

Make it stop that rain water!

All you have to do is spray on that roof repair!

And if you really want to add that extra touch, because I know you do, also order a new can of Billy Jays  very special Foam Yer Flash!

You want some contrast?

You want some extra appeal?

You want your neighbors to go up there and get wowwed?

Provide an extra layer of Foam Yer Flash! and your winter will be left to the Snow Peaks!

Of course, no order is ever complete without a can or two of Lotsa Nuts!

When you fell like a snack, eat Lotsa Nuts!

Cause you are what you eat!

Trust Billy Jays,  you'll feel better when you do!

Order a case today!  Order two!

So call now!  One of our trained spray-on hairdo phone technicians will be happy to take your order!   And these techs are good!

And if you do call now, because we can't do this all day, Billy Jays  will throw in an extra can of Lotsa Nuts!

Cause I know you really are what you eat!

Have you ever seen better than Spray Yer Spot!  for roof repair?  No, never!

Again, call now!  Call now!  Call now!

Once again, your old buddy Billy Jays,  is signing off!  See you again!

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 17 commentsJay Markanich • October 25 2015 03:07AM

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Time for people to check their roof and if repairs/maintenance are needed, to call a professional.  I love the humor and I'll be sure to order some of your products... but what about 2 for 1, just pay the extra shipping and handling???

Posted by 1 ~Judi & Don Barrett & Chassy Eastep - Integrity, BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK (Integrity Real Estate Services 118 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745) almost 3 years ago

Not sure Judi.  It isn't my call.  I believe you are supposed to call now though, and find out.

This is Billy's  52nd product on AR!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

And the problem is many place their order and spray away. In the Spring they can call a professional. Reminds me of the Fram oil filter commercial. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) almost 3 years ago

You mean double filtration Wayne?  Billys'  products are far better!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

Great post!! Love the humor, good job.

Posted by Michael Thacker - Re/Max Real Estate Center - Louisville, Your best friend who just happens to be a Realtor (Re/Max Real Estate Center - The Thacker Group) almost 3 years ago

Billy  has been around for a few years Michael.  And he sells great stuff!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

For a minute I thought Billy Jay had opened a dry cleaning store and abandoned his work in real estate...whew !

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) almost 3 years ago

Good morning Jay,

I have extra black walnuts if you run out of "Lotsa Nuts" just call priced resonably also.

You just added another chore to the list.

Make yourself a great day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) almost 3 years ago

Good morning Jay. You did make me laugh. I had foam all over myself a few months ago. Done with that. It took me months to get it all off. 

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) almost 3 years ago

Beeuuutiful! I know they did it on both sides.... it does say that on the can, right?

Posted by Fred Hernden, CMI, Albuquerque area Master Inspector (Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area) almost 3 years ago

S&D - my understanding is that he has little motivation to come off his Caribbean Island.  This product must be really good!

Love adding those chores, Raymond!

Sheila - some of those foams are horrific to use!  I'd go with Billy's  foam.  No muss, no fuss.

Fred - best when applied all around.  I think this is that Handyman in a Can stuff.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

Hi Billly Jays - I've been trying to get through to your operators all morning and the lines are jammed. But I gotta have some cans of this miracle product and some nuts, so I'll just keep trying. I hope I don't miss out.

Posted by Dick Greenberg, Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate (New Paradigm Partners LLC) almost 3 years ago

Dick - I have to say, I am not surprised.

And remember, you are what you eat.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

It is, indeed, a good time to pay close attention the condition of our roof. 

Posted by Roy Kelley, Roy and Dolores Kelley Photographs (Realty Group Referrals) almost 3 years ago

Thanks Roy.  You are right.

And you should call now.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

Hilarious but sadly, true.   People always try the cheap fixes to get by and save a buck.   In the end, they spend even more having a professional repair the damage.

Posted by DEANNA EARLY - ( NMLS #268590 ), Virginia Mortgage Loan Originator (American National Bank and Trust) almost 3 years ago

Yeah, but Deanna, did you call now?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

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