Hi folks! Your buddy Billy Jays here!
It's fall and time to get that roof ready for winter!
Yes, it's time for some real roof repair!
Have you gone into the attic to pick up those skis for this winter's trip to Snow Powder Land and look up only to see that white tube thing, what's it called again?
Yeah, that white tube thing has water dripping around it?
You don't want to think about rain when you really want to be thinking about snow!
Am I right! Of course I'm right! I'm Billy Jays!
I am so proud to bring this market to product!
Um, well, like, you know, this product to market!
It's my own special Spray Yer Spot!
This stuff is good!
You just shimmy up there to where that white tube thing goes through the roof and spray an artistic circle of Spray Yer Spot!
Make it thick!
Make it seal!
Make it stop that rain water!
All you have to do is spray on that roof repair!
And if you really want to add that extra touch, because I know you do, also order a new can of Billy Jays very special Foam Yer Flash!
You want some contrast?
You want some extra appeal?
You want your neighbors to go up there and get wowwed?
Provide an extra layer of Foam Yer Flash! and your winter will be left to the Snow Peaks!
Of course, no order is ever complete without a can or two of Lotsa Nuts!
When you fell like a snack, eat Lotsa Nuts!
Cause you are what you eat!
Trust Billy Jays, you'll feel better when you do!
Order a case today! Order two!
So call now! One of our trained spray-on hairdo phone technicians will be happy to take your order! And these techs are good!
And if you do call now, because we can't do this all day, Billy Jays will throw in an extra can of Lotsa Nuts!
Cause I know you really are what you eat!
Have you ever seen better than Spray Yer Spot! for roof repair? No, never!
Again, call now! Call now! Call now!
Once again, your old buddy Billy Jays, is signing off! See you again!
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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560