Hi friends! It's Billy Jays here! It's been a while!
Boy, do I have an idea for you!
Just the other day I was reading a post by Charlie Buell. It concerned on-demand tankless water heaters!
Charlie came to the same conclusion as everyone else who has done posts on these "green" contraptions, including this guy. It's the same old, same old. Green means 'mo money!
Go ahead, knock Charlie if you want. Well, I know Charlie Buell. Charlie Buell is a friend of mine. And you are no Charlie Buell!
But I digress!
That post gave me a great idea!
We know that on-demand HOT water heaters don't exactly meet the, um, advertised standards they tout. But that doesn't mean that the on-demand part can't be achieved!
But what if you could simply turn on a faucet, any faucet, and have on-demand COLD water!?
That's right! How about a space-saving CAN that you locate on the wall of your house, hook it up to the water coming in from outside, and send that COLD water on demand to every faucet in your house?
And even to your outdoor hose bibs!
You say, "But Billy Jays. CAN you do it?"
You bet I CAN! All you have to say is Billy Jays Can Can!
Hook it up and Billy Jays Can Can! get you on-demand COLD water anywhere in your house!
That's right! I said ANYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE!
You can count on it! And you know Billy Jays would never tell you anything that isn't true!
One complaint of the on-demand HOT water heaters is what they call the "cold sandwich." That's when you are having a nice HOT shower and suddenly it's interrupted by many seconds of COLD water! Hey, that's nooooo fun!
Well, Billy Jays Can Can! give you COLD water on demand, and I promise you, PROMISE you, that you will never experience a HOT sandwich!
So call now!
And if you call now, one of Billy Jays Can Can! Girls will KICK in an EXTRA LARGE CAN of Lotsa Nuts! In unison!
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Cause you are what you eat!
Remember, all you have to remember is Billy Jays Can Can!
Yes, Billy Jays Can Can! provide you all the on-demand COLD water you want, from any faucet you use, ANY TIME!
SO CALL NOW!
You CAN't go wrong with Billy Jays! And just remember this simple phrase - if anyone CAN, Billy Jays Can Can!
You CAN have cold water on demand from any faucet in your house, and you CAN have it now! Billy Jays Can Can!
Fade to black. I need to use the can.
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560