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Can Yer Can!

Hi friends!  It's Billy Jays here!  It's been a while!

Boy, do I have an idea for you!

Just the other day I was reading a post by Charlie Buell.  It concerned on-demand tankless water heaters!

Charlie came to the same conclusion as everyone else who has done posts on these "green" contraptions, including this guy.  It's the same old, same old.  Green means 'mo money!

Go ahead, knock Charlie if you want.  Well, I know Charlie Buell.  Charlie Buell is a friend of mine.  And you are no Charlie Buell!

But I digress!

That post gave me a great idea!

We know that on-demand HOT  water heaters don't exactly meet the, um, advertised standards they tout.  But that doesn't mean that the on-demand part can't be achieved!

But what if you could simply turn on a faucet, any faucet, and have on-demand COLD  water!?

That's right!  How about a space-saving CAN that you locate on the wall of your house, hook it up to the water coming in from outside, and send that COLD  water on demand to every faucet in your house?

And even to your outdoor hose bibs!

You say, "But Billy Jays.  CAN you do it?"

You bet I CAN!  All you have to say is Billy Jays Can Can!

Hook it up and Billy Jays Can Can! get you on-demand COLD water anywhere in your house!

That's right!  I said ANYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE!

You can count on it!  And you know Billy Jays would never tell you anything that isn't true!

One complaint of the on-demand HOT water heaters is what they call the "cold sandwich."  That's when you are having a nice HOT shower and suddenly it's interrupted by many seconds of COLD water!  Hey, that's nooooo fun!

Well, Billy Jays Can Can! give you COLD water on demand, and I promise you, PROMISE you, that you will never experience a HOT sandwich!

So call now!

And if you call now, one of Billy Jays Can Can! Girls will KICK in an EXTRA LARGE CAN of Lotsa Nuts!  In unison!

When you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!

Cause you are what you eat!

Remember, all you have to remember is Billy Jays Can Can!

Yes, Billy Jays Can Can!  provide you all the on-demand COLD water you want, from any faucet you use, ANY TIME!

SO CALL NOW!

You CAN't go wrong with Billy Jays!  And just remember this simple phrase - if anyone CAN, Billy Jays Can Can!

You CAN have cold water on demand from any faucet in your house, and you CAN have it now!  Billy Jays Can Can!

CALLL NOWWW!

 

Fade to black.  I need to use the can.

 

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 23 commentsJay Markanich • January 12 2014 02:00AM

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With teeny tiny little ice cubes perfect for a Sellabration of Happy hour ...how about not just cold...but icey ??

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 6 years ago

 Good morning, Jay. What a novel idea! But one thing I don't understand. If the water is already hot, why do I need a heater to already heat hot water?

Posted by TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc., Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) over 6 years ago

S&D - I think Billy Jays' ideas can make any happy hour happier.

Michael - um, to be green?  Well, what could be greener than cold water on demand? And don't forget the girls who can KICK in a large can of Lotsa Nuts!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Ingenius.  I can't believe this hasn't been invented yet.  I'm sure there is a big market for this.

Posted by Debbie Gartner, The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers (The Flooring Girl) over 6 years ago

Thank you Marketing Cousin!  I think every house in the world can use this device.  Billy Jays is incredible.

Where is the feet photo I requested?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

WOW! Billy you need to market that one you can make a mint.  Just think cold water on demand! Outstanding....

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) over 6 years ago

His simplicity and common sense amaze even me, James.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

GOOD MORNING JAY ... SOLD! I like Charles too BTW!

Posted by Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind, Broker/Owner (KGC Properties LLC, Tucson Property Management & Real Estate) over 6 years ago

Thanks Gabrielle.  I know Billy appreciates it.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Good morning Jay,

And with a double can you could also get ice on demand!

Make yourself a great day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) over 6 years ago

How cold is that cold water? Near freezing in the winter and luke warm in the summer.?

Posted by Richard Burge Realty/ Burge Homes, Broker in Charge/Owner (Richard Burge Realty/Burge Homes) over 6 years ago

Raymond - like this?  Seen it!

Richard - cold enough and lukewarm enough that you are proud to be the owner of such an invention!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Hi Jay,

Nothing like having a lot of options for the home. looks like you may be onto something here. Water in any room Love it.

Have a very good day in Bristow my friend.

 

Posted by Clint Mckie, Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586 (Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections) over 6 years ago

Not simply water Clint, COLD water on demand!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

I read his post and it was really interesting and you certainly expanded the post with your own, well done.

Make it a great day!

Posted by Joe Petrowsky, Your Mortgage Consultant for Life (Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709) over 6 years ago

Thanks Joe.  My original post on tankless water heaters is linked to in this one.  But Billy is just incredible with his product introductions.  All admit it.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Billy Jay- you are a genius!  I want you to place that thing on my house as well as one that is on-demand moonshine. for that one you only have to route it to the bar, just outside the kitchen. Should be easier for you. 

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) over 6 years ago

Kathy - I will pass this along.  But as to getting the product, I think you should call now.

There are a couple of toothless guys on TV who seem to know about moonshine - weird names though - Animal, Worm, Jackass.  But you might try giving them a call too.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Are those the Duck fellows?  I have yet to watch them but I'm a big fan of American Pickers and Gods, Guns and Automobiles on the History channel. 

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) over 6 years ago

Will this require indoor plumbing Billy Jay? Weyant gotno plummin' but we loveda nutz!

Posted by Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366, General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage (Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366) over 6 years ago

No, the moonshiners are on the History Channel, Kathy.  They are mostly Appalachian folks from VA and NC.  I don't watch the duck guys.

No Tom.  Your plumbing is already there.  You just install the CAN.  Not IN the can, mind you, just the CAN.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

jay, just forget the"can" and just send me the girls ---that would get me in all the hot water I could stand ---as well as plenty of co

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections Inc.) over 6 years ago

I hear the "girls" can can just like that on-demand heater of yours Charlie!

Billy has them all in their own cubicle.  That phone thing, you know.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

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