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Forever Yer Foam!

Hi folks!  Billy Jays here!

Do you worry about how well put together your house is?

Are you tired of seeing screws and nails and steel straps and hangers?

It's time for some peace of mind!

It's time for Forever Yer Foam!

With Forever Yer Foam! you can simply glue things in place!

You remember Billy's wonderful product Foam Yer Flash!, dontcha?

Well, Forever Yer Foam! takes Foam Yer Flash! to the next level!

This will make your house stronger than it has ever been!

And my customers are using Forever Yer Foam! for every forever application they can find!

Want to attach your front porch roof to the house forever?

Use Forever Yer Foam!

Why lag bolt that porch roof to the house?

Now you can sleep assured that it will stay glued to the house with Forever Yer Foam!

Hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes are NO MATCH for Forever Yer Foam!

So call now!

There will be no more screwing and securing your door to the house!

No more!  Not with Forever Yer Foam!

Now your door will forever stay in place! 

Can a burglar kick in your door?

NO WAY!

Will the door assembly slide out from the jam from years of opening and closing!

NO WAY!

Hey folks, Billy Jays has you covered!

So CALL now!

Don't want to deal with those pesky nails and screws when installing your replacement windows?

Get Forever Yer Foam!

That window will never move, never slide, never get out of square - well, it will never never!

You know you can count on Billy Jays!

So get on the phone and CALL NOW! 

One of our FOAM operators - ha!, hey get it? - one of our FOAM operators will answer the FOAM and will be so pleasant and knowledgeable you will feel FOAMY all over!  This will be the best FOAM call of your life!

And if you do call now Billy Jays will throw in an entire case of Lotsa Nuts!

Remember, when you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!

Cause you are what you eat.

SO CALL NOW!

Has Billy ever failed you before?

NO!

And I am not about to start now!

CALL NOW and get Forever Yer Foam!

And feel glued together forever!  The whole wide world is going to FOAM!  Be the first in your neighborhood to go FOAM too!  They will never forever forget you!

This is Billy Jays signing off!  I will never forever forget you either! 

 

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 22 commentsJay Markanich • April 21 2013 04:35AM

Comments

Oh Billy...be still my heart...I have missed you and your creative solutions ...so glad to see you are back with your thoughtful advice for the spring market !

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) about 5 years ago

Morning Jay Uncle Bob at his finest.  Don't agree with his ideas but he does keep you busy and some of his ideas are entertaining however bad they are. 

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) about 5 years ago
Jay, now that one thars a funny un. Real creative and a welcome bit of humor. Thanks!
Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty National) about 5 years ago

Your picture with the dark breard makes you look younger and even a bit like a lumber jack.

Posted by Richard Burge Realty/ Burge Homes, Broker in Charge/Owner (Richard Burge Realty/Burge Homes) about 5 years ago

Good morning, James. Kinda makes you want to foam at the mouth, now, doesn't it?

Posted by TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc., Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) about 5 years ago

S&D - Billy has it very good on his personal Caribbean island.  It's hard to get him back out in public.

James - you risk offending Billy Jays with that comment.

Norman - Billy has 39 products out now.  He is very proud.  You can click on the Foam Yer Flash! and see another previous one.

Richard - you are thinking that is me?  Really?  Don't tell Billy.

Michael - that is Billy's role in life.  And really, I'm Jay.

 

 

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

Foam is the new caulk. I was wondering when Billy was going to get on the wagon. 

Posted by James Quarello, Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) about 5 years ago

It's hard to drag him out of his palace Jim.  This guy is good.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

Oh Billy, you come up with the best products.  I must have missed your infomercial but this post is perfect.   Now where do I buy the lazy lady's way to hold the house up?

Posted by Valerie Zinger, Home Organizer (House Proud Ottawa-Ontario-Canada) about 5 years ago

Hahahaha Jay! I love it! Now I see no need in buying any material other than the Forever Foam! Why, it's gonna revolutionize the whole building industry! Entire walls made of Foam! Foam walls, foam doors, foam everything! I'm calling now! Hey, what's the number?

Is that a foam beard you have there? Incredible, there is no stopping this stuff!!

 

Posted by Fred Hernden, CMI, Albuquerque area Master Inspector (Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area) about 5 years ago

Thanks Valerie.  That's high praise.  I will pass it along.  When Billy runs across your product, believe me, he will start to market it.

Fred - you know the number.  Billy has 39 products on AR.  He is well known.

You might like this one:

 

I'd call now.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

Good morning Jay,

I like the new look it must give you a new perspective on the inspections.

Make your self a nutty day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) about 5 years ago

You are what you eat Raymond.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

You are a smoooth operator!

Posted by Fred Hernden, CMI, Albuquerque area Master Inspector (Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area) about 5 years ago

That is Billy's QR Code Fred!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

You wear it well my friend!

Posted by Fred Hernden, CMI, Albuquerque area Master Inspector (Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area) about 5 years ago

This was the post, about two years ago, with that stuff:

http://activerain.com/blogsview/2341142/jape-yer-jewelry-billy-jays-qr-code-contest-submission

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

You'll like this one too.  It followed an April Fools joke of mine.  Read the links in the post:

http://activerain.com/blogsview/2230409/wet-yer-whistle-

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

I don't recall seeing it back then... I surely would have commented on such sweet products! That Billy Jay guy is the monkey's uncle! Or is it the cat's meow? I dunno...

Posted by Fred Hernden, CMI, Albuquerque area Master Inspector (Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area) about 5 years ago

He is an opportunist Fred.  Right there with his wagon, like Mr. Haney on "Green Acres."

There are 39 Billy Jays posts on AR!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

Jay, you missed how foam will keep you climatically comfortable too!

Posted by Mark Horan, "The Resident Chef" - Resident Team Realty LLC & (Resident Team Realty, LLC & Toni's Property Management LLC) about 5 years ago

I missed Mark?  Not really.  But this is Billy's product!  It's goal is in the permanence of an installation!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 5 years ago

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