Hi folks! Billy Jays here!
Do you worry about how well put together your house is?
Are you tired of seeing screws and nails and steel straps and hangers?
It's time for some peace of mind!
It's time for Forever Yer Foam!
With Forever Yer Foam! you can simply glue things in place!
You remember Billy's wonderful product Foam Yer Flash!, dontcha?
Well, Forever Yer Foam! takes Foam Yer Flash! to the next level!
This will make your house stronger than it has ever been!
And my customers are using Forever Yer Foam! for every forever application they can find!
Want to attach your front porch roof to the house forever?
Use Forever Yer Foam!
Why lag bolt that porch roof to the house?
Now you can sleep assured that it will stay glued to the house with Forever Yer Foam!
Hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes are NO MATCH for Forever Yer Foam!
So call now!
There will be no more screwing and securing your door to the house!
No more! Not with Forever Yer Foam!
Now your door will forever stay in place!
Can a burglar kick in your door?
Will the door assembly slide out from the jam from years of opening and closing!
Hey folks, Billy Jays has you covered!
So CALL now!
Don't want to deal with those pesky nails and screws when installing your replacement windows?
Get Forever Yer Foam!
That window will never move, never slide, never get out of square - well, it will never never!
You know you can count on Billy Jays!
So get on the phone and CALL NOW!
One of our FOAM operators - ha!, hey get it? - one of our FOAM operators will answer the FOAM and will be so pleasant and knowledgeable you will feel FOAMY all over! This will be the best FOAM call of your life!
And if you do call now Billy Jays will throw in an entire case of Lotsa Nuts!
Remember, when you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!
Cause you are what you eat.
SO CALL NOW!
Has Billy ever failed you before?
And I am not about to start now!
CALL NOW and get Forever Yer Foam!
And feel glued together forever! The whole wide world is going to FOAM! Be the first in your neighborhood to go FOAM too! They will never forever forget you!
This is Billy Jays signing off! I will never forever forget you either!
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560