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Chimchimeny Yer Chimney!

Hi friends!  Billy Jays here!

I have something so special today, I think by the end of this commercial I might just be singing!

Tell me, how often do you pull into that driveway or walk around the side of the house and look at a boring, empty, everyday chimney!?

Well, can I guess?

Everyday!

Now that is one BOOOOORING chimney!  Look at it!

Be bored no more!

Can I, your old buddy Billy Jays, introduce my newest, and certainly most decorative, product!

I am so proud of this can I introduce it with a song?

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

Introducing Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

Yes, with Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! you will never again look at a boring, plain chimney!

Friends, our brainy, botanical biochemists have found a way to plant our special greenery in a chimney and have it thrive, feeding OFF your chimney!

No fertilizer, no soil, no nothing, well, except a little dihydrogen monoxide  now and then!

And BAM!

Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

And the bigger it gets, the more decorative it becomes!

So call now!

This is breakthrough science at its best!!

And I, Billy Jays, need to broadcast this breakthrough biochemistry in every bulletin I bellow!  This needs to be shouted from the chimney tops!

SO CALL NOW!

And if you do call within the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to share this news with a friend, I will personally add a case of Billy Jays' Dihydrogen Monoxide, absolutely free!

That will give you dihydrogen monoxide to water the plant, AND offer to a friend or neighbor as you both stand by your chimney admiring this, our latest botanical biochemical breakthrough!

YOU NEED TO CALL NOW!

Remember the song!

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

So call me, Billy Jays, and get your very own Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! now, and start growing in popularity in your neighborhood!

CALL NOW!




Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 21 commentsJay Markanich • April 29 2012 04:13AM

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Catchy phrase Mr. Billy but you failed to say how much it is.  :~).  Enjoy the day sir I'll be sending you a private email momentarily.

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) over 6 years ago

You simply have to call now James.  Billy Jays hardly every advertises the price because it is always so attractive.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Good morning, Jay. Might be a new fad you've got going here. That is, until someone sprays some "Agent Orange" on it...

Posted by TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc., Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) over 6 years ago
Great blog and great job. Keep up the good work and good luck to you this year. Thanks
Posted by JOSH EVANS *JoshEvansHomes 516-655-5000 (Village Properties of Mineola, LLC) over 6 years ago

No Agent Orange, Michael, unless it is fertilizer.  That would make Billy very sad...

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Thanks Josh.  Hope you enjoyed it!  That Billy wastes no time!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Breakthrough indeed!  Those roots are going to make things quite decorative as they grow!

Posted by Kathryn Maguire, Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach (GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881) over 6 years ago

It will really open things up Kathryn, to future fun!  What a product!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

I love that you share all of these unique sightings with us!  Love the song!

Posted by Kathy Sheehan, Senior Loan Officer (Bay Equity, LLC 770-634-4021) over 6 years ago

Nice beard... maybe you can use a little of that "Just For Men" on the top of the dome as well...lol, then you will look just like ol Billy! Well... not in his present state anyway :-)

Posted by Fred Hernden, CMI, Albuquerque area Master Inspector (Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area) over 6 years ago

That's a very old song with a twist Kathy!

Fred - thanks but that beard was photoshopped a couple of years ago!  And has worked ever since!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

This is a great post! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Hope your wife is feeling much better. My mother had a hernia just like that and I remember how she held it when she coughed.

Posted by Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional, Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor (Charles Rutenberg Realty) over 6 years ago

Barbara-Jo - it was nip and tuck there for a while, and she is still in lots of pain.  Glad you liked the post!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Jay - Great product. Do you have it available for gutters?

Posted by John Mulkey, Housing Guru (TheHousingGuru.com) over 6 years ago

Not only for gutters, John, but also for roofs!

http://activerain.com/blogsview/1725644/get-yer-gutter-garden-

Call now!

Billy Jays

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Good morning Billy Jays,

That is one determined little plant!  Great, fun blog as always...but I am still waiting for your spin on "Rubber Ducky"...LOL  Have a great week!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) over 6 years ago

Haven't you heard Jay ?  Going green is the "in" thing to do !

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 6 years ago

Don't talk to me about new products Lisa.  You need to call Billy.  And call now.

S&D - I have people give me green all the time for things I used to do for free!  They pay me because now it's in vogue!  Before it was just common sense information I learned from my grandmother!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Billy Jays, Now if you can get it to grow a beard like yours you have something ; ) Throw some more DHMO on it it always works.

Posted by Donald Hester, NCW Home Inspections, LLC (NCW Home Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

Oh!  But, Jay!  Those vines are so pretty!  I remember when an old apartment building I used to live in got sold and the first thing the new owners did was to take down the gorgeous ivy that covered the bricks.  We were all outraged!

Posted by Patricia Kennedy, Home in the Capital (RLAH Real Estate) over 6 years ago

Don - ha!  I remember that DMHO craze!  It didn't last as long as so many of the other snake oils, like glucosamine.  And I only wear that beard on Friday nights.

Pat - ivy looks great but it is a house killer!  I don't know how old that little plant is, but I think it survived the winter there.  I couldn't even determine what KIND of plant that was, but it sure was hearty.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 6 years ago

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