How do you feel, folks, when you go outside and the soil, or your patio, has pulled something off the wall of your house, and left a big hole?
I know it makes me feel very self conscious! What will my friends and neighbors think?
And how would you feel if that self consciousness could go away in minutes!?
Hi folks! Billy Jays here!
All you need is a can, what did I say, I case of my newest product Stuff Yer Spot!
Yes, Stuff Yer Spot! can spare your wall of holes, your friends and neighbors of wonderment and YOU of an self conscious feelings!
When that electrical box, or panel, or whatever, begins to pull away and there is a hole behind, well, all you have to do is Stuff Yer Spot!
And look, not only a hole in the siding, but also those little holes that sometimes unusually appear in your junction boxes! Those spots are perfect for Stuff Yer Spot! too!
And when your pesky neighbor asks what you are doing, you can say, "Hey, neighbor, why don't YOU Stuff YER Spot!"
Then you can hold up my special Stuff Yer Spot! spray gun, and say, "And you can use this!"
Imagine how proud you, AND YOUR NEIGHBOR, will feel at that moment knowing you are doing the best for your house that you can!
So call now!
And if you do call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to tell a friend or neighbor about Stuff Yer Spot!, I will send you a case of Foam Yer Flash!
Then, not only will holes on your house get stuffed, but also those unsightly flashing gaps on your roof!
YOU WILL BE THE PRIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
So call now!
And if you do call now and help to empty my warehouse of this wonderful new product, just tell my specially-trained phone expert, which I am calling Spot Removers, that Billy Jays told you to call and you will be sent two cases of Stuff Yer Spot!, my new spray gun and a case of Foam Yer Flash! ALL for the price of one!
Can you think of any reason not to CALL NOW?
So, remember Billy Jays when your house becomes THE house in the neighborhood, a show piece in so many ways!
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560