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Stuff Yer Spot!

How do you feel, folks, when you go outside and the soil, or your patio, has pulled something off the wall of your house, and left a big hole? 

I know it makes me feel very self conscious!  What will my friends and neighbors think?

And how would you feel if that self consciousness could go away in minutes!?

Hi folks!  Billy Jays here!

All you need is a can, what did I say, I case of my newest product Stuff Yer Spot!

Yes, Stuff Yer Spot! can spare your wall of holes, your friends and neighbors of wonderment and YOU of an self conscious feelings!

Yes folks!

When that electrical box, or panel, or whatever, begins to pull away and there is a hole behind, well, all you have to do is Stuff Yer Spot!

And look, not only a hole in the siding, but also those little holes that sometimes unusually appear in your junction boxes!  Those spots are perfect for Stuff Yer Spot! too!

And when your pesky neighbor asks what you are doing, you can say, "Hey, neighbor, why don't YOU Stuff YER Spot!"

Then you can hold up my special Stuff Yer Spot! spray gun, and say, "And you can use this!"

Imagine how proud you, AND YOUR NEIGHBOR, will feel at that moment knowing you are doing the best for your house that you can!

So call now!

And if you do call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to tell a friend or neighbor about Stuff Yer Spot!, I will send you a case of Foam Yer Flash!

Then, not only will holes on your house get stuffed, but also those unsightly flashing gaps on your roof!

YOU WILL BE THE PRIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

So call now!

And if you do call now and help to empty my warehouse of this wonderful new product, just tell my specially-trained phone expert, which I am calling Spot Removers, that Billy Jays told you to call and you will be sent two cases of Stuff Yer Spot!, my new spray gun and a case of Foam Yer Flash! ALL for the price of one!

Can you think of any reason not to CALL NOW?

So, remember Billy Jays when your house becomes THE house in the neighborhood, a show piece in so many ways!

 

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 18 commentsJay Markanich • March 28 2012 02:40AM

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Morning Jay~I like it send me the catalog please so I can order some. ;~~).  Send me the instructions also because as you know if I can;t just pull off a lid point and spray it's no good to me...

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) over 7 years ago

Good Morning Jay, outstanding post!  Loved your new look and you look best on the can of "Foam Yer Flash".  lol

Posted by Bob Miller, The Ocala Dream Team (Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty) over 7 years ago

James - Billy Jays has almost 40 products for sale on AR and when you speak with the Spot Remover just ask for the catalog.  And all his products come with instructions!

Bob - that was a very popular product last year.  I think sales went through the roof!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

John - well, follow directions and call now!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Appreciate the fact thaty someone has solutions that can be applied with minimal thought.  Just follow directions, works for me.

Posted by John F Muscarella, Broker/Owner, Venice, FL, Florida's Suncoast (RIVER FARM PROPERTIES, LLC) over 7 years ago

Good morning Jay;  Right now, my gas tank in my car is empty, does this "stuff" work for that "empty" spot too?

I'll bet it's a lot cheaper then gas.  $4.08 in my area now. That's per gallon.

Posted by Kenneth Cole, NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson (Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com -) over 7 years ago

Good morning Jay,

I'll take 3 cans...LOL  

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) over 7 years ago

Well, Ken, $4.89 here!   That's with my Safeway or Costco discount!  This stuff will certain stuff your gas tank opening and save you beaucoup money!

Lisa - I am sorry, but I am not the purchase point.  You have to call now.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Jay, That's one ugly spot that needs stuffed with something!  A nice place for water and rodents to go from the looks of it.

Posted by Liz and Bill Spear, RE/MAX Elite Warren County OH (Cincinnati/Dayton) (RE/MAX Elite 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com) over 7 years ago

Billy Jays, you always amaze me with the variety of products you come up with!  thanks for the morning chuckle!

Posted by Kathryn Maguire, Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach (GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881) over 7 years ago

Thanks for making my projects easier Billy Jay, you have saved me hours of proper repair.  lol

Funny stuff Jay!

Posted by Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366, General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage (Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366) over 7 years ago

Jay, amusing post as always... I use Gel, will that work?  ;-)

Posted by Chris Smith, South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta (Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage) over 7 years ago

OMG Brilliant!  lol ... do AR members get buy two get two free?  very funny :)

Posted by Kelly McGovern, Working with Kelly is a good move (Realty Concierge International) over 7 years ago

Bliz - yep!  And Billy go right on it!  That guy is one fine capitalist!

You are welcome Kathryn!  I am sure Billy will ship to VA Beach too!  But you have to call now.

Good for you Tom!  Always happy to help with the quick factor!  You've heard of Great Stuff?  This is Quick Stuff!

Chris - it will!  And afterward you can use it to shave, or style your hair.

Thanks Kelly.  That Billy has over 40 products now on AR.  He sure gets around.  And you'll have to discuss any special deals with him, when you call.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

If it comes in a can or tube it must be the right product to use!

Posted by Rob Ernst, Reno, NV-775-410-4286 Inspector & Energy Auditor (Certified Structure Inspector) over 7 years ago

I agree Rob!  And if it's a tube it can be used to store duct tape in an orderly fashion!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Billy Jays- I want to stuff, can you help a poor old non-stuffer learn the trade? I'll trade some duck tape and bailing wire for some.

Posted by Donald Hester, NCW Home Inspections, LLC (NCW Home Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Don - I'm sorry I cannot help you.  I think you need to contact Billy directly.  Call now.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

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