Does it bother you to be able to look through holes in your foundation wall?
Or does water pour in through it every time it rains?
Or how about just shoring it up when it looks weak and falling apart?
Well, be bothered no more!
Hi folks! Billy Jays here!
Let me introduce you to our last product of 2011, and our FIRST product of 2012!
Get my new Foam Yer Foundation!
Yes, with Foam Yer Foundation! all those gaps, and your worries, will disappear!
No more seeing through the foundation!
No more rivers coming through the foundation!
No more bricks and stones moving in the foundation!
NO MORE WORRIES!
And this is the best thing of all!
Not only can Foam Yer Foundation! be used indoors, but outdoors also!
Yes, Foam Yer Foundation! can be sprayed anywhere you have a gap!
Concrete block, stone, wood or poured, Foam Yer Foundation! is as good as it gets!
So call now!
Imagine how proud you will be to show this repair to your neighbors!
And especially if you live in a historic home on a historic street in an antebellum city!
Why, the Historical Committee will stop by and just glow with pride!
And wait! If you call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, I will send you two cans of Foam Yer Foundation! absolutely free! You only pay an additional $39.99 for handling and shipping!
So CALL NOW!
And when you reach one of our highly trained Phone Foamerators, be sure to request your free gift!
With every order of Foam Yer Foundation! I will send you a case of Wet Yer Whistle!
Yes, the finest dihydrogen monoxide money can buy will be on its way right to your door!
What better way to say goodbye to the old year, welcome a new year and get rid of your foundation worries at the same time!?
Two spray cans of Foam Yer Foundation! and a case of Wet Yer Whistle!
Leave it to Billy Jays to make this the most special shipment ever!
So CALL NOW!!
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560