Do you have a little walk way or patio behind the house with a roof over it? And does where that roof connects to the house need some dressing up?
Well, wonder no more about what to do!
Hi, Billy Jays here!
All you will need, all you will EVER need, is Tar Yer Top!
Yes folks, no matter how large or small, high or low, flat or steep, Tar Yer Top! will finish it off nicely!
You merely take a special tube of Tar Yer Top! and my easy-to-use caulk gun and start caulking!
This is some special stuff! It works anywhere! So call now!
And if you do call now one of our polite and highly trained phone operators, um, Tar Babies, will find out exactly how much you need!
SO CALL NOW! And if you call in the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, I will throw in a second tube absolutely free!
And YOU will feel absolutely free! Free to enjoy life once again!
And once you finish that top with our own Tar Yer Top! you can stand back and have a look!
Imagine how proud you will be to have your neighbors over for a visit or a barbecue! And imagine the look on their faces when they look up to see your new roof!
What will impress them the most?
Well, the drippy, goopy, dark, cruddy, natural sheen that develops and drips off Tar Yer Top!
Around here we call that special, dark sheen "Charlie!"
That sheen will really set off the mood of any barbecue! And any relationship!
Yes, folks, be the first in your neighborhood to Tar Yer Top!
Take it from me, Billy Jays! My new Tar Yer Top! will change your roof, and probably your life! I want you to start enjoying it now!! Believe me, you will be glad you called!
So CALL NOW!
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560