Hi, Billy Jays here!
As a prominent, and popular, inventor and media marketer, I get a lot of fan mail!
And why not? My products are everywhere, of excellent quality and timely.
One of the reasons they are so timely is because of excellent suggestions that I receive from my clients, and fans!
I have to say, I always take these suggestions seriously.
And, thinking all the time, I take advantage of the best things I hear.
Jimbo had an excellent suggestion. My friend has a penchant, a talent really, for being bitten by dogs. So Jimbo suggested that my friend carry dog chews with him to give to dogs before they had the notion to bite him.
His suggestion: "You obviously had her favorite bone. The one in your hand :) Boy Jay you have got to have the worst luck with dogs of anyone I know. Over a hundred bites! They should make a Markanich doggie chew toy. I'm sure it would be a big hit. Sounds like a job for Billy Jays."
Well Mr. Quintillio, and can I call you Jim because Jimbo sounds so, well, formal? Jim, that suggestion hit me between the eyes!
My product development team (me) got right on it. We decided on the chew toy appearance (me). We sent it to costume design (me) to dress the chew toys. We had shipping (me) design the shipping bags and number per bag (me). And we had marketing (me) come up with a name. Product names are crucial, so it had to be something catchy and sell able.
We, (I), named our product Choose Yer Chews!
Our phone bank in place (not me), our ad went out. And BOOM! we were in business.
Every Billy Jays product has a mission statement, and our Choose Yer Chews! statement is no different:
"Choose you this day whom ye will chews, but as for me and my house we will Choose Yer Chews!"
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And, as always, call now!
So now you know a bit more about how things go here in Billy Jays land!
And Jim, because of your fine suggestion, you are entitled to a free gift!
As a small token of our appreciation, please accept a case of Lotsa Nuts!
When you feel like a snack, eat Lotsa Nuts!
Because you are what you eat!
Your family, friends and neighbors will be overjoyed to know that you have a case of Lotsa Nuts! to share!
Don't forget to show them the picture of that handsome dude on the front! They'll dig right in!
So, thank you Jim, for your suggestion and for helping to bring a new Billy Jays product to the world! And I can say, without doubt, that the world appreciates it!
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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560