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Conduit Yer Crabgrass!

Do you want a little variety in life?

Tired of that smooth, one-note lawn?

Wouldn't a little crabgrass here and there spruce it up!?

You know it would!

Well, be tired no more!  Get that variety we all want and need!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

Conduit Yer Crabgrass!

Just pick yer spot!

Along the driveway...

or beside the fence...

maybe on the rear edge of the house...

or near the shed!

It doesn't matter what spot you use!  Just pick yer spot and get started!

BUT WAIT!  "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET BILLY JAYS TO GROWING THAT CRABGRASS?" YOU MIGHT ASK?

Well, call now and one of our crabby pleasant lawn specialists will explain exactly how it's done.

Your special crabgrass will be grown one special stem at a time in our own half-inch conduit!  Now you can Conduit Yer Crabgrass!

 

 

 

So call now!!

You can buy one conduit for a very delicate, individual crabgrass approach.

Or you can buy them by the gross and gross out really impress your neighbors!

So call now!  And if you do call now, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to share this with your friends, I will throw in a case of Lotsa Nuts!

Yes, get Lotsa Nuts! free with your order!

So CALL NOW!

When you feel like a snack, eat Lotsa Nuts!  Because you are what you eat!

So remember Billy Jays and be the first in your neighborhood to Conduit Yer Crabgrass!  And if you do, when you're done, just sit back and look at your work.  For sure your neighbors will!

Invite them over, have a cool drink together and eat Lotsa Nuts!  Because you are what you eat!

 

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 16 commentsJay Markanich • October 28 2010 07:21AM

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  Sign me up...we'll donate the crab grass by the roll and you can-do-with-it what you will !

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 7 years ago

Sally - What you say?  You have crabgrass already in Wisconsin?  You must fertilize it with cheese?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Jay,

Thanks for getting my day going with a good laugh. It really is amazing where weeds can sprout up from. That might make a good photo contest here.

Bob

Posted by Bob "RealMan" Timm, Bob Timm, Broker Associate, Alliance Real Estate (Alliance Real Estate - Minot) over 7 years ago

Jay - Crabgrass is just about as insidious as kudzu and can grow on concrete.  However, I wasn't aware of this new method of spreading it through conduit.  Quite resourceful.

Posted by John Mulkey, Housing Guru (TheHousingGuru.com) over 7 years ago

Funny stuff again, Jay!  But I have plenty of crabgrass without sending it up conduits!

Posted by Kathryn Maguire, Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach (GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881) over 7 years ago

Thanks Bob, but Billy is in charge of those posts!  That is the 14th such Billy Jays product for sale on AR!  Check back in the tags for Billy Jays and you will find them.  They are pretty funny, but all teach a point.

John - that Billy is quite the entrepreneur, seeing opportunity in virtually everything!

Sure, Kathryn, but not so delicately and individually grown as Billy suggests here.  You should call now!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Billy Bob. that stuff is truly special, and when it grows un-touched it really can make an area look green and soft looking. Thanks for the bonus gift as well, those yellow flowers all over the lawn are real purty as well.

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) over 7 years ago

I don't know who Billy Bob is, Ed, but Billy Jays is quite the guy!

I am sure he is gratified to hear that you are enjoying the products.  And, as you know, we are what we eat.  Enjoy the nuts...

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Did I type Billie Bob? I truly meant Billy Jay, oh where is my head. Hey it's dark in here, and it smells too

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) over 7 years ago

It's dark in here too Ed!  And I hear lots of voices...

Ed?  Ed?  Is that you?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Pretty sure we can contribute to your side business -- how would you like that delivered, wagon or barrel?

Posted by Tish Lloyd, Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches (BlueCoast Realty Corporation) over 7 years ago

Tish - this is a very delicate crabgrass, grown individually stalk by stalk!  Just imagine how beautiful your yard would be with 144 (one gross, in more ways than one) individual crabgrass stalks just waiting to be replanted in a special place in your or another's yard!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Finally a product every howowner can use. Goodness knows I don't have enough crab crass in my lawn.

Posted by James Quarello, Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) over 7 years ago

And now, Jim, you can have a specially-grown, delicate and perfectly-spaced crabgrass garden anywhere you want it!

Thank goodness for Billy Jays...  I know you're thinking that!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

Jay,

You now have a new series of blogs for your Lotsa Nuts promotion? :)

Steve

Posted by Steve Hoffacker, Certified Aging In Place Specialist-Instructor (Steve Hoffacker LLC) over 7 years ago

Steve - the first Mr. Jay's Neighborhood was brought to you by Lotsa Nuts! and I did not have a logo for the product until the other day.  My son worked up a product can.  Pretty funny I think!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 7 years ago

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