Do you want a little variety in life?
Tired of that smooth, one-note lawn?
Wouldn't a little crabgrass here and there spruce it up!?
You know it would!
Well, be tired no more! Get that variety we all want and need!
Hi, Billy Jays here!
Conduit Yer Crabgrass!
Just pick yer spot!
Along the driveway...
or beside the fence...
maybe on the rear edge of the house...
or near the shed!
It doesn't matter what spot you use! Just pick yer spot and get started!
BUT WAIT! "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET BILLY JAYS TO GROWING THAT CRABGRASS?" YOU MIGHT ASK?
Well, call now and one of our crabby pleasant lawn specialists will explain exactly how it's done.
Your special crabgrass will be grown one special stem at a time in our own half-inch conduit! Now you can Conduit Yer Crabgrass!
So call now!!
You can buy one conduit for a very delicate, individual crabgrass approach.
Or you can buy them by the gross and gross out really impress your neighbors!
So call now! And if you do call now, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to share this with your friends, I will throw in a case of Lotsa Nuts!
Yes, get Lotsa Nuts! free with your order!
So CALL NOW!
When you feel like a snack, eat Lotsa Nuts! Because you are what you eat!
So remember Billy Jays and be the first in your neighborhood to Conduit Yer Crabgrass! And if you do, when you're done, just sit back and look at your work. For sure your neighbors will!
Invite them over, have a cool drink together and eat Lotsa Nuts! Because you are what you eat!
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560