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Licensed Electricity

Hi folks!

Have you ever been accused of not being a licensed electricity?  I know I have!  And do you remember the feeling you had when that accusation flew your way?

Well, feel bad no more!

Hi!  Billy Jays here!

You need Billy Jays Electrical Institute!  Our institute will provide you the latest in worldwide electrical license!  Our easy course, taken at your leisure, in the comfort of your own home, and in front of the TV if you like, will be shipped directly to your door.  In our three easy DVD classes, you will be thoroughly prepared for the following, and more:

  • When is low voltage not too low?
  • What do white bears have to do with polarity?
  • When it's best to reverse reversed wiring.
  • Breaking circuits for Dummies.
  • John Jacob Tingleheimer Wiresmith.
  • She'll be comin' round the service disconnect.
  • Can I plug it in now?
  • Can I turn it on now?
  • Roasting wire nuts brings out the flavor.
  • Holes in the panel box, two by two!
  • Skip to the GFI my darlin'!
  • How to be your own Dog, The Sub-Panel Hunter!

These are just a few of the topics our new DVD set will teach you, those and many, many more!

If you call now, cause we can't do this all day, you will get your own outlet tester, cause you know you shouldn't do more than that!  You will fit right into the groove of Licensed Electricity!

So call now!  Your call, and $3.33, will get you all of the above and this handsome certificate. 

Be proud to show this to your friends and family, clients and associates!  Hang it on your wall, or print it for the side of the unmarked car you will use as you travel from job to job!

So call now!

Take it from me, Billy Jays.  You will never be caught again and tagged with not having the moniker of

Licensed Electricity.

Our polite and highly-trained phone operators electrical experts are standing by to answer your call!

So call now!

 

Billy Jays Licensed Electrical Institute is approved in all 57 continental United States.  So call now!

 

 

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 19 commentsJay Markanich • May 12 2010 11:50AM

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Thanks for the Wednesday Fun Jay! 

Posted by Robert Rauf (HomeBridge Financial Services (NJ)) over 10 years ago

Billy Jays, "Cooking Birds on a Wire" right in your kitchen today!

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections Inc.) over 10 years ago

Robert - read my previous blog and you will understand this one even better!

Charlie - and hitting them both with one stone!  Billy

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Sign Nana Kate up please. I too want to be a licensed electricity. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap.

Posted by Kate Kate over 10 years ago

N.K. - did you miss yesterday's (featured) post?

 

You simply need to call now.   Billy

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Jay, this post comes without the dialect. It's funny and it works in any environment. I still think the previous was offensive. But that's just me.

Posted by Glenn Roberts (Retired) over 10 years ago

Glin - Ahy kin dew a perdy meen rooral Vergeenya axent tew, ya no.  Dems all myn relateevs!

Did you get the 57 United States reference?

And I think Billy has the language down pretty well.  He reaches a lot of people!

I also should say, a favorite Sunday comic growing up was Lil' Abner, which my family loved because of the dialect.  Theirs!  Guess who read it to them?  And why do you think I had to?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

You got me hooked. Now when those builders say I'm not a licensed electricity I can whip out my Billy Jays certificate and prove them wrong. 

Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by Jack Gilleland (Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton) over 10 years ago

Did you miss yesterday's post Jack?  This is the follow on to that one!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Yes, I read yesterday's but I forgot. Too busy clarifying what I meant by sad. To you. On my post. :)

I am off to call NOW

...what was that number again?

Non-entitlement Nana Kate

Posted by Kate Kate over 10 years ago

I was saying I didn't think it so sad that fewer people "qualified" for bail outs.  They are getting things no where...

You will have to get that number from Billy!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Well, next time you see him, can you get it for me?

Posted by Kate Kate over 10 years ago

Isn't it 888-CAL-LBILL?

Really, you got me there.  I just know he can't do the same deal all day.  You have to call now.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

I was asked by a very hostile homeowner one time if I was licensed electricity. My answer was no, I'm a licensed home inspector. The guy was an...... He was not very nice.

Posted by James Quarello, Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) over 10 years ago

An agent just yesterday changed the wording in my inspection report, added an addendum to the addendum agreeing to do the change in the inspection report, initialed it and sent it back to the buyer, without the buyer's initials, stating that this was all she was going to do!  You don't have to be licensed electricity to see that this is wrong!  When I questioned her she asked me if I was a licensed real estate agent!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

As a legal expert, I judge that scenario as wrong, Mr Jay. The court holds that you are not a licensed electricity, nor is the agent.

Nutsy

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham WA Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc.) over 10 years ago

I am pleased to agree with the court, Nutsy!

What would you judge after I earn my Licensed Electricity certificate from Billy Jays?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Billy Jays

Posted by Maureen McCabe, Columbus Ohio Real Estate (HER Realtors) about 10 years ago

Yes, Maureen, he seems to be all over the place...  I'm still not sure why he picks my blogs to hawk his wares, but he does.

Billy immediately jumped on my previous post about "licensed electricity" to push this product.  He is very good at timing, obviously...

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 10 years ago

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