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Get Tacky!

How often have you gone outside to see that the wind blew your fascia wrap off the house and not have the perfect nail to put it back up with?

I know that's happened to me!  Well, don't let it happen again!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

I have just the fix for that problem!

You need to Get Tacky!  That's right, Get Tacky! will solve that problem in no time!

What you need is a box of our special generic nails, right for any application and the perfect repair for that pesky anything!  When your box arrives they might look like regular, bright roofing nails, but don't be fooled!

Get Tacky! nails virtually disappear, no matter where you nail them!  You don't even have to use the original holes to make them look like they aren't even there!  Just tack it up!

Get Tacky! nails mix with any metal.  Don't worry about that galvanic series issue.  With Get Tacky! nails it's no problem!! 

Get Tacky! nails can touch anything with no future rust or disimilar metal contact problems! 

 

Just one payment of $7.77 will get you your first box of Get Tacky! nails!  And if you call in the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day, we will send you your very own dirty rag so you can put your own special fingerprint touches on the repair!  No other repair in the neighborhood will look anything like yours!

You won't be tacky when you repair with Get Tacky!  So call now!

My recommendation:  When you hire out repairs to be done by professionals, hire professionals!!  Anything else will leave you with, well, tacky repairs.  At best.

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 12 commentsJay Markanich • April 25 2010 05:36PM

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At least the wrap is overlapped correctly. Saw a house last week were all of it was overlapped as it went up the incline. Really makes it hard to keep out the water that way.

Posted by Troy Pappas, Virginia Beach Home Inspector (Safe House Property Inspections) over 8 years ago

Gee, Troy, you mean water flows downhill?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 8 years ago

Sorry Billy Jays. I use duct tape and caulk for my fascia repairs. Maybe I'll buy your next product.

Posted by Kate Kate over 8 years ago

Kate - I have many products that will work as advertised!

http://activerain.com/blogsview/1577379/put-yer-putty-

http://activerain.com/blogsview/1512824/t-r-a-s-h-

Give us a call!   Billy Jays

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 8 years ago

Jay - Maybe I'll Get Tacky another time.  Although the guy with the beard does look like a bonafide spokesperson!

Posted by Susan Brown (Keller Williams NE, Kingwood Texas (Humble & Atascocita too)) over 8 years ago

He's great Susan.  And he has made other appearances here!  There are many products, and maybe you can find one or more that you like!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 8 years ago

Mr. Jay, tell that Billy Jays I only buy products that incorporate my handy-dandy duct tape, caulk and blue tape and maybe a staple gun.

Posted by Kate Kate over 8 years ago

You gotta know he's working on all of that Kate!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 8 years ago

For some reason I can't quite explain, I feel a bit uneasy about Billy Jays.

Posted by Kate Kate over 8 years ago

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 8 years ago

Kate - it's Billy Jays...

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 8 years ago

Mr Jay,

I would say that I am probably the king of tacky.

Nutsy

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham WA Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc.) over 8 years ago

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