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Q.U.I.L.T. ing

Look at your roof.  Now, are you really satisfied?  Do you have the proudest roof in YOUR neighborhood?  Or is it less desirable?  Are the shingles curling?  Or rough?  Are some missing?  Or are they just not what you expect in this spot or that?

If not, what could you do about it anyway?  Call a roofer?  Sure, and take out a home loan!

How would you like to spruce that roof up by yourself!? What if it was as easy a wrapping a warm security blanket over your house?

Hi, Billy Jays here!  It's time to introduce you to Q.U.I.L.T. ing!

 

Q. uadrate

U. ntil

I. t

L. ooks

T. errific!

 

It's quick!

It's easy!

It's long lasting!

And you can add to it time and time again!  If you see a spot you don't like, just break out another roll!

For just $4.44 a roll you can buy just one, or a dozen!  You decide what you need!  If you want, we will conveniently break your order into seven easy payments of $1.11! 

Select your color from our professional pallet to blend the rolls right in!  Then, just climb onto your roof and start Q.U.I.L.T. ing! Climb down, look up and see the results of your work!  Your neighbors will probably stop by to ask you about what you have done.  Imagine how proud you will be as you tell them you did it yourself!

Each roll is shipped direct to your door with its own can of tar that you can use to glue it down and create a lovely seam, just like a quilt!  And the kit will come with two different spatulas so you can make those seams as wide or as narrow as you want!  A convenient instruction manual will offer design suggestions.  Your can roll out your new Q.U.IL.T. in any pattern you want!  You decide!  You're the boss!

So call now!  Our polite and knowledgeable phone consultants are standing by!

But wait!  If you call now, because we can't do this all day, I will throw in a second can of tar that you can use to seal around the gutter or chimney!  Use it however you want!  It's yours for free!

Soon you'll be saying, "I can Q.U.I.L.T. too!"

So call now!

 

My recommendation:  Or call a roofer.  They might be able to help too...

 

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 25 commentsJay Markanich • March 13 2010 04:40AM

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Looks nice Billys Jays. I've heard it's hurricane proof, too. Keep up the good work!

Posted by William True, Sarasota Real Estate (True Sarasota Real Estate) over 10 years ago

William - it might just be hurricane proof!  This is a new product and that is yet to be proven.

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

It's like magic. Great way to end the week. Thanks for sharing Billy Jays.

Posted by Randy Ostrander, Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI (Lake and Lodge Realty LLC ) over 10 years ago

All our products are, um, magic, Randy!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Hey Hey Billy Jay....this interesting pattern is sure to add curb appeal and make it worth sooo much more than any other house in the neighborhood...hmmmm ?

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 10 years ago

Roofer? No need. Top Billy Jays' tar with a splash of SqGoo and get through spring rains in tact.

(Billy, I've got to send you a complimentary can of SqGoo)

Posted by Kate Kate over 10 years ago

Billy Jay, You should have used all caps, because you need to shout more when you are pitching these fine services and products!

If you use a mixture of SqGoo and tar, there's no need for that pesky step flashing around chimneys either (that was free info to help your new company).

Posted by Bill Saunders, Realtor®, www.BillSellsHotSprings.com (Meyers Realty) over 10 years ago

Wait!!! I looked at the chimney in the photo...and there it is!!!

Posted by Bill Saunders, Realtor®, www.BillSellsHotSprings.com (Meyers Realty) over 10 years ago

Jay, it comes with a guarantee to lower your taxes too?

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections Inc.) over 10 years ago

Completely quadrated, S&D, I think there would be some fine curb appeal going on there!

Nana - does it come in fine colors?

Bill - come on! Who uses flashing anymore! And, you should know, Billy says he doesn't yell but speaks just right to get your attention.

Charlie - it is sure to lower one's assessment, which will lower the taxes!

 

How many of you had to look up the word "quadrate?"  It means to arrange in a square-ish pattern.  Perfect!

 

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Is it solar reflective? 

Posted by R Cho, R over 10 years ago

The lighter colors are Ron!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Is there a tax credit on this? Maybe a $10 rebate! They will all be lining up!

Posted by Ellie McIntire, Luxury service in Howard County & Catonsville (Ellicott City Clarksville Howard County Maryland Real Estate) over 10 years ago

Hello Jay - What a mess.  I hope you didn't have to inspect that one.

Posted by Andy Chaudoir, Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas (Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas) over 10 years ago

Ellie - they all line up for Billy Jays.

Come on, Andy!  These are really fun!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Inspecting a roof like that is easy...call in a roofer to replace the quadrated mess.

Posted by James Quarello, Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) over 10 years ago

A regular quadratic equation, huh Jim?  Those inspections are easy!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

That's too funny, Jay. I've seen tiling, but never quilting.

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Posted by Not a real person over 10 years ago

Who knows, Russel, maybe tiling preceded quilting!  It does seem similar in product and technique!  And for a short while it probably works just fine...

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Jay,

Then the client says: "I will be very interested to hear what you think about the roof." Heck you know that as an inspector soon as you see it. You will not be giving it high marks.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham WA Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc.) over 10 years ago

I didn't give it high marks, Steve, but Billy Jays loved the technique, concept and low cost of the materials and ran with it.  Go figure...

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Billy Jays, if Grampsies gets a grandson, SqGoo will come in olive and navy. If he gets a granddaughter, in peach and lavender.

Posted by Kate Kate over 10 years ago

Excellent!  I'll go with that. 

By the way, the name is Pah Pah...

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

Jay- I have never seen anything like that, did you talk to the owners. What was their thinking?

Posted by Eric Middleton, Professional Property Inspector (Closer Look Property Inspections Inc.) over 10 years ago

Eric - their thinking was cheap and quick!  The tar between the sheets of shingle does not last long, but they probably don't realize that. 

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 10 years ago

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