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Hose Bib Preserver

Have you ever been on a cruise, or a fishing trip, or even a boat ride with your friends?

Of course you have!  And what's the first thing they want you to know about?

A sturdy, form-fitting, attractive life preserver!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

When was the last time you noticed your hose bib loosely hanging on the wall?  Or with large gaps all around it letting in cold air or insects?  Or maybe it is boring and you just want to gussy it up with an eye-catching surround?

 

Well, wait no longer! 

 

Introducing HOSE BIB PRESERVER!

 

Hose bib loose?  No longer!  Does it leak air?  No longer!  Is it so blah that when your guests come to the door and see it they yawn?  Well, NO LONGER!

Now your hose can look good enough to eat -- like a hose bib apple fritter!

For only three easy payments of $2.49 you can have the sturdiest, most energy efficient, and most attractive hose bib on your block!

And wait!  If you call now, because we can't do this all day, we will throw in a second HOSE BIB PRESERVER absolutely FREE!  So call now!

And think of this - imagine the savings at Christmas when you don't need a welcoming wreath on your door because you already have one on your hose bib!  And not just one, but TWO hose bibs!!

Take it from me, Billy Jays, nothing will say who YOU are better than the HOSE BIB PRESERVER!!

Our polite and knowledgeable customer service representatives are standing by...  so call now!

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comment balloon 14 commentsJay Markanich • February 16 2010 06:09AM

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Good enough to what ?  Yuck !  And here is another tip for all you home inspectors out there with the "guaranteed not to freeze" bibs....shut off, drain out...do not believe everything you read...don't ask me how I know...ask the carpet guy, the drywaller and the plumber...

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 9 years ago

I had those the other day on an inspection, S&D, and my client asked me if they worked.  I said I did not trust them completely.

You don't like apple fritters?

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 9 years ago

Billy Jay----that kind of looks like your beard around that hose bib:)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections Inc.) over 9 years ago

Jay - I think I can accomplish the same thing and save some money if I just buy a donut.

Posted by John Mulkey, Housing Guru (TheHousingGuru.com) over 9 years ago

Billy Jays like products that are complementary Charlie.

John - sorry, not sticky enough.  You'll never get away with it.  Besides, people in the neighborhood would come by regularly and I don't think the repair would last.  Look at the permanence of that installation!  Stellar!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 9 years ago

Jay, I know people who've forgotten to turn off the flow to their hose bibs for the winter and have had them burst.  They would probably call any 800 number and order two!

Posted by Patricia Kennedy, Home in the Capital (RLAH Real Estate) over 9 years ago

Do they come in more attractive colors? My wife doesn't like the donut colored one in your picture.

Posted by James Quarello, Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) over 9 years ago

Patricia - but maybe not from that guy...

It's a huge mess when they burst though!

 

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Jim - that particular model was the very popular apple fritter preserver!  Not much looks better than that!  But, they do also come in colors to match siding, your personality or any festive holiday!

Call now...

Billy Jays

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 9 years ago

But Wait!!!! If you buy right now, we'll throw in doughnut sprinkles FREEEEE.

Posted by Kate Kate over 9 years ago

You gottem Kate!

Billy

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) over 9 years ago

Billy Jays, you gave me a good laugh, priceless after the last week and a half!

Posted by Kate Kate over 9 years ago

Hmmm. Every time I went out on the water with friends, everyone wanted to know how much beer we had. LOL

Posted by Not a real person over 9 years ago

How funny, I enjoyed reading this post. You must be inspecting some of my listings. LOL

Posted by Diane Williams about 9 years ago

I'm sorry Kate, but this is a serious attempt to sell a wonderful product!  Billy

Our preserver will help you float, no matter what is inside Russel.

Diane - that is actually my neighbor across the street!  They provided Billy Jays a couple of product ideas!

Posted by Jay Markanich, Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) about 9 years ago

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