I folks! It's your old friend Billy Jays again!
This new product has me so excited I simply could not wait to tell you about it!
Every time I go to the State Fair or amusement park I am fascinated by the fun ice cream they call Dippin' Dots. I love 'em!
What a fun way to eat ice cream!
Well, have you ever been upstairs and heard a steady drip, drip, dripping during a rain storm? And you know it's your roof!
What to do?
Of course Billy has a solution and I call the new product Dot Yer Drips!
Yes, with Dot Yer Drips! you can stop that drip, drip, dripping forever!
Do you remember Billy Puff?
Of course you do! Well, Billy Puff! is one of my most popular products of all time! It has replaced duct tape as the most-used and most must-have product ever!
You see a drip - Billy Puff! it!
You see a drip through a seam - Billy Puff! it!
You see dripping around any tubes - Billy Puff! it!
Billy Puff! will fill the entire hole!
But Billy, you might ask, that seems like a lot of work. How can I possibly install so much Billy Puff! at one time?
I couldn't be happier that you asked!
With Billy Jays' new Doterator!
Yes, folks, my Doterator! is for big boys - it's battery powered and comes in a variety of colors! You'll need two hands!
But Billy Jays, how will I know that what comes is the official Doterator! ?
Every Doterator! that comes will have Billy's Official and Approved Stamp of Certification!
Unless you see the Little Gold Man with the big caulk gun stamp on the Doterator! it is NOT Billy's Doterator!
Hey, call now!
And if you do call now, ask the specially-trained and bubbly Phone Superstar who answers for your special deal!
What's the special deal Billy?
Boy, you sure are asking all the right questions today!
The special deal is that you don't only get one, you don't only get two, but if you ask you will get three cans of Billy Puff! with your order!
That's enough to apply Dot Yer Drips! to 736 roof drips and 143 seams!
Once you get the Doterator! in your hands you won't want to stop! Your seams will teem with Billy Puff! You'll nip your drips with Billy Puff!
You'll have so much fun you'll be up there in the attic longer than it would have taken to completely reshingle your roof and do it right, um, I mean, spend a lot of money unnecessarily!
And just ask the Phone Superstar to ship that order quick!
So Call Now!
And remember, just like with every order, you will get a free case of Lotsa Nuts!
When you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!
Because you are what you eat!
So, CALL NOW and all this will be on it's way!
And remember my disclaimer, you will have a powerful tool in your hands, so don't dot your eyes!
This is Billy Jays signing off! Good doterating with Dot Yer Drips!
Fade to black ... please.
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.
Office (703) 330-6388 Cell (703) 585-7560